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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
Marsia Maez; California; 18.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
imagine a high-powered business CEO, at an important company meeting. the meeting is almost over, and the CEO had spoken for too long. he lifts the cuff of his suit to reveal the SHREK® WATCH. “oh, sorry everyone, i’ve gone ogretime. let’s meet again tomorrow morning— i’m making waffles.” he leaves the room and punctuates his exit with a small, dignified fart. the entire conference room nods in begrudging admiration.
SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
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