samygamgee:

my brother said “js” and my mom was like “what’s js???” and he was like “JUST SAYING” and then he started laughing so hard but he was drinking soda so he choked


roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

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My relationship with my followers

Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
Followers:
Me:
Followers:
Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.

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lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

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childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

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unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

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africant:

same.

africant:

same.

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boobfest:

thanks

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